Bucket List

This is my bucket list of awesome. Hey, I’m young, I want to do crazy things. Things that I’ve done already are crossed out. So…I’m thinking that this is going to make you know me a lot more.

1. Have a fistfight with someone. Win.
2. Get drunk. With friends only.
3. Learn to skateboard.
4. Record a CD.
5. Learn to sing.
6. Find a fuck-awesome friend.
7. Have regrets.
8. Travel to exotic and foreign places with someone I love.
9. Find that person.
10. Learn to dance with said person.
11. Stay in a library for an entire day.
12. Get short hair.
13. Dye my hair three different colors at once. Similar hues.
14. Get a tattoo. Or rather, many.
15. Get multiple piercings. Two. And stretch an earlobe.
16. Draw my own T-shirt.
17. Shout at the top of my lungs.
18. Go parachuting. Survive it.
19. Keep a pet snake.
20. Have a pet dog.
21. Own a horse.
22. Throw coffee in someone’s face.
23. Write a book. Maybe publish it.
24. Buy a car.
25. Learn to drive.
26. Learn to ride a motorcycle.
27. Go on a road trip.
28. Go on a road trip by motorcycle.
29. Travel on horseback.
30. Ride a horse.
31. Take riding lessons.
32. Learn to jump on a horse.
33. Ride bareback.
34. Learn an instrument.
35. Share an apartment with a friend and mess it up.
36. Eat so much chocolate I get high.
37. Buy a punchbag.
38. Smoke. It doesn’t count. It was one drag.
39. Quit. I never really ‘started’, though.
40. Bash empty beer bottles.
41. Not cry if I break up.
42. Show my love for someone in an extravagant way.
43. Go to a jazz bar.
44. Go an entire day without eating.
45. Binge.
46. Run like the wind, on a plain.
47. Go on a helicopter.
48. Paintball.
49. Buy my own fuck-awesome house.
50. Get the people to make a room circular.
51. Sleep on a round bed.
52. Buy a hugeass screen and connect my laptop to it.
53. Turn the music so loud that the neighbors complain.
54. Drink lots of beer.
55. Go to clubs, but not too often.
56. Find a job that I love.
57. Quit a job I hate, making a dramatic exit.
58. Sing at the top of my lungs, preferably drunk.
59. Buy combat boots.
60. Ignore a person completely.
61. Torment myself over a person.
62. Do drugs. But only if I know that I’m going to die soon.
63. Tell haters what I really think of them.
64. Cry my eyes out. Just to know what it feels like.
65. Ride a rollercoaster.
66. Visit Paris, Egypt (a country, I know), London, Rome. With someone I love.
67. Have a pillow fight.
68. Lower my defenses and be girly. Just to one person.
69. See the Northern Lights.
70. Kiss someone under the stars.
71. Shout from a mountaintop and listen to the echo.
72. Run like hell in pouring rain, with someone I love, getting soaked. Maybe kiss him.
73. Try being a lesbian.
74. Flirt.
75. Wear a superhero costume.
76. Watch a movie with a date/boyfriend/girlfriend.
77. Fire a gun, hopefully multiple times.
78. Learn archery. And shoot something. Perhaps on horseback.
79. Cook something godawful. And make someone eat it.
80. Cook something fuck-awesome.
81. Get published.
82. Fly first class, hell yeah.
83. Mix my own drinks.
84. Swear at the top of my lungs. In a frenzy.
85. Have a fever of over 40 deg. Celsius and not go to the hospital.
86. Wear a fancy ballgown with matching gloves.
87. Bake a cake.
88. Go to a rooftop. Take a picture.
89. Do a blog.
90. Punch a wall so hard my hand bleeds.
91. Punch my hand through a fucking wall.
92. Hit the wall with the end of my fist so hard I get bruises
93. Kayak.
94. Camp. 
95. Get bitten by a leech.
96. Feel feminine.
97. Waltz with someone I love.
98. Step on someone, wearing high heels.
99. Jitterbug.
100. Learn sign language basics.
101. See awesome musicals Wicked! and operas.
102. Pass out.
103. Jump into the water from a high place.
104. Get into a top university.